Friday, August 11, 2006

I'm Normal...absolutely normal

Few days ago i received some present from my friend. He wrapped the 5"x8"x1" prezzie up with 3 layers of wrapper...plastic...prez paper...and newspaper...sounds normal rite...

After peeking at the content...being the normal and lazy me...I decided to keep the newspaper wrapping only...n threw away the other 2...

normal rite??


rite?


BANG! wrong move...

I went home...happily carrying that package around...went up the bus...and the horror starts...
Being me...personally i hate ppl staring at me...prolly inferiority complex (they stare at for 2 reasons; either u r something wrong, or u have something wrong on u)...

The moment i got up the bus...everyone....i repeat...EVERYONE stares at me *EXCLAMATION MARK*

My 1st thought = Did i freed my willy and forgot to close the kopi thiam????

Too embarrasing to look at ur own...erm...thang rite?...so..decided to go with the flow (stare out the window, act as if nothing's wrong)

5 min later...i realised...could it be...that they thought i'm holding a homemade C4 explosive trying to sabotage the very foundation of human transport taking down countless souls??

I may look freaky...but i'm not k...

then some uncle in his 60s actually....ASKED me if it was an explosive of some kind...

Hahaha...
I was somehow feeling relieved...that they were not staring at other side of my world *cough*

Although...before i managed to fully answer his Qs on the content of the package...i got off the bus since i reached my destination

Moral of this real story
dun ever go in a bus with a newspaper wrapped up package...unless u seek plenty of attention...or else...

Conclusion
Who knows...I might single handedly revolutionised the security system of the public transport..

"personnel suspected of possesing explosives in the bus will be prosecuted"
haha...or something like that

Side Note
Do i look like a terrorist?...seriously...i dun even look like peeps from terrorist country...abit chinese n hindhu mebbe..xD

7 comments:

piffles said...

hehe.
wait. what "other side of your world"?

~*blurcase*~ said...

juz an analogy...signifying the similarity with the movie FREE WILLEY...xD

Yumi said...

HAHAHAHA! lifelong lesson: dun be lazy to put it in your bag! cukcukcuk

~*blurcase*~ said...

sked i squash the prezzie

Yumi said...

hahaahah it wont be squashed! its made of GOLD! hahah!

~*blurcase*~ said...

=.=

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