Disclosure Project

I don't know how many of you out there is as keen as me in finding out the truth about the universe...hmm...

Enough said, watch this clip with an open mind...




More info on this website http://www.alien-disclosure-group.moonfruit.com/

Truth or fallacy you be the judge. :D

By the way, I do have some confidential reports (hard/soft copies) about UFO sightings, documented by the government bodies, crash reports etc with me. Drop a comment if you are interested.

What I'm looking for is:

Physicist who can explain SERL's effect generator and Kolman's Dark Energy Theory
Project BlueBook (i think that's what it's called) and Area 51 knowledge
Crop Circles


P/S: just another hobby of mine

Dilemma

A year ago, I have been worrying too much on not being able to enter the workforce or gain an entry in to postgrad studies. Not that I prefer to work, but getting into phD from an undergrad position seems far out.

I took every opportunity to be more academically active and stumbled uppon a project with the defence department of australia (DSTO) at the beginning of this yr. Worked my way through in conjuction with my final yr which is -- hell on earth. Thanks to the support from my family and especially my gf who is pretty patient with me...I managed to pull thru.

Almost a yr had passed since I took up the project...now I'm graduating thinking that I can have a long deserved break with my family and frenz...and it hit me...

2 days ago, I was brought in for an interview by my supervisor...he gave me the opportunity to get a phD...however, the requirement is to start right away @.@...

All my holiday plans...gone...

Badminton 2006 WC BAO Chunlai vs LEE Chong Wei (Game3)

Badminton 2006 World Championships QF MS BAO Chunlai vs LEE Chong Wei Game3

The Purple Monster...

Lately the theme song of Barney keeps popping up in my head...dun ask me why...

I'm not a fan of Barney and I dun watch his shows *ahem* ... it's a gay show for a 21 y-o man to watch...

However, I must say the theme song is rather catchy... once it goes into ur head...it stays there forever...

Barney is prolly up to some evil plans to brainwash the kids...beware~!!




Nice isn't it...that's the 1st phase of the plan...

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Now, none has seen this coming up...(WARNING! 18SG - CONTAIN COURSE LANGUAGE)




Call the media filter department~



NOTE : This post is entirely fictional...except for the 1st 2 lines which are true...well..mebbe the 1st line...coz i do watch Barney (sadly) ...

the black bong

They say a picture is worth a thousand words...well...this one goes with one...

"OUCH"

I juz luv this pic..xD

(btw no real *ahem* birdie involved)


-had a great time in JJV's party-

That's what I call...music

I like...

Month of the Hungry Ghost...

this is freaky...please look at the following pic closely...
If we invited 25 ppl...and I am taking the picture...and we dun remember inviting any orange shirt guy...man this is creepy

I'm Normal...absolutely normal

Few days ago i received some present from my friend. He wrapped the 5"x8"x1" prezzie up with 3 layers of wrapper...plastic...prez paper...and newspaper...sounds normal rite...

After peeking at the content...being the normal and lazy me...I decided to keep the newspaper wrapping only...n threw away the other 2...

normal rite??


rite?


BANG! wrong move...

I went home...happily carrying that package around...went up the bus...and the horror starts...
Being me...personally i hate ppl staring at me...prolly inferiority complex (they stare at for 2 reasons; either u r something wrong, or u have something wrong on u)...

The moment i got up the bus...everyone....i repeat...EVERYONE stares at me *EXCLAMATION MARK*

My 1st thought = Did i freed my willy and forgot to close the kopi thiam????

Too embarrasing to look at ur own...erm...thang rite?...so..decided to go with the flow (stare out the window, act as if nothing's wrong)

5 min later...i realised...could it be...that they thought i'm holding a homemade C4 explosive trying to sabotage the very foundation of human transport taking down countless souls??

I may look freaky...but i'm not k...

then some uncle in his 60s actually....ASKED me if it was an explosive of some kind...

Hahaha...
I was somehow feeling relieved...that they were not staring at other side of my world *cough*

Although...before i managed to fully answer his Qs on the content of the package...i got off the bus since i reached my destination

Moral of this real story
dun ever go in a bus with a newspaper wrapped up package...unless u seek plenty of attention...or else...

Conclusion
Who knows...I might single handedly revolutionised the security system of the public transport..

"personnel suspected of possesing explosives in the bus will be prosecuted"
haha...or something like that

Side Note
Do i look like a terrorist?...seriously...i dun even look like peeps from terrorist country...abit chinese n hindhu mebbe..xD

body+ mind+ soul

*updates*...YAY...i got my underwater robot project...interview went smoothly...SHAKE IT...dum dum dum..SHAKE IT...xD...time to shag some DSTO piece of equipment...muahaha

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3rd week of Badminton competition...and I still haven't won any games. I dun know why my coach put me in state lvl anyway...I'm waaaaaaaaaaay amateur than any1 else playing...but tonite's match was good...almost there...almost...

Abit dissapointed in myself...but if that's the fact...then I shall train harder...muahaha...

Ignore those...juz muttering to myself...I'm an emo kid...hardcore emo kid

All the while...I've been doing things coz I HAD to....it's a MUST to do this and that...

but for the freaking 21 yrs of my life...finally I see the light (better late than never)...this time...I WANTed to do something for myself without being asked of...I wanted to get good marks...I wanna beat the top seeders for baddy...and more importantly I wanna change my attitude towards life...

My dad once said "If u wanted to BE something big, then start by forging ur attitude"...that's the source of inspiration...

and prolly from Russel Peters as well "Be a man...do the right thing....be a man"..haha...he's a nutcase comedian...

I hope I'm up to it for this semester..my last sem for my degree course...4 subjects+1 honours project+ phD research+ underwater robot design could turn my last 5 months into living hell...
Hoho..time to buckle up n tackle them 1 by 1...and hopefully I won't graduate in pieces...xD

24 hours is really not enough for me...how I wish I dun have to sleep... o.O ...

This time shortage affects my relationship as well...I really appreaciate my gf...she's really understanding...

and for that....I prawmeese I won't be cheeky k??
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hopefully..1 day...I'll do something big...

My Wishlist

My 2006 Wishlist



xD...anyone? *and...no...it's not a tictac*

Great Birthday Party

Last Friday was awesome. It's my 1st time going into a pub fully booked and paid for...not to mention free flow of alcohol. It's like Heaven...it's like Superman gotten his 1st red undies outfit...

but...no...I need to drive home after the party....DANG~!!!...now it's like putting cryptonite inside superman's undies...

Anyway I did managed to grab one or 2 drinks *grin*...


Well...nono...it's not alcohol..those are...erm...sprites and chinese tea

I felt abit bad after greedily snatched those alcohols from the tab...so...i decided to go for some smaller ones *evil grin*


I think they call this tequila shots or something...i call it Lil' Cowpiss with Lime

If i'm not mistaken...u have to pour salt on ur hand...lick them up...scull the shots...and squeeze the lime at ur frens' eyes if they haven't finish theirs...that's wat the lemons are for...
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kidding..u suck the lemon

Anyway...here's some pics of that nite...


Pretty crowded eh...yeah...go WInston Bar...


The Bern of the Ball...pun intended...he's the bday boy..Bernard...


His gf??..xD

to be continued...dunno y i can't post anymore pics...grr....

KIA vs Ferrari girls

"A picture describes a thousand words"...very true

I got this thru email and find it amusing...so here u go...

The Ferrari Team



The Red Devils



























And then we have...

The KIA Team


Built to Last

Total Annihilation

You know...I've always wanted to train up my badminton skills...now I have got the chance...sounds great rite?

well...mebbe not that great...

Feels inferior to get trashed big time...it's my first time going into a competition...and man...I got annihilated in Doubles 2 Doubles 3 and Singles 4 ... but atleast I've hold my stand (almost won the singles...but tension goes way up the chart) ... hoho...

The feeling is exactly like those time performing on stage for the INTI college ball...damn scary...damn exciting...and damn sweaty...xD

Never thought baddy can be so fun...better than drinking Hoegaarden...total bliss...euphoric...orgasmic~

The 3 Musketeers (Hoegaarden)

The only thing I can remember is...my mind kept telling me...Dun Give Up~!!...not yet...not until the fat mama sings...

and guess wat...fat mama does sing...

One cool Granny

Weird...weird weird world...

Holiday?

Oosh...finally...exams are all over...1 more sem to go and I'm all out of uni, or am I? Haha

Life is pretty hectic even after exams, alot to read and alot more to learn. Suddenly realised that life is so short, and I dun have enough time to achieve my goals (becomign some1 famous?)

First thing first...get a good result for my exams. This task is definitely not easy...let alone getting a scholarship for my postgrad. o.O ...fantastic...

I'm Turning into a GEEK
Seriously, I used to play alot of computer games...and now...I'm reading Quantum Physics~!!...o.O thanx to my bro. xD

Not his fault actually, I kinda like QM (quantum mechanics)...at the least i think it's related to our nature, feng shui, and even the unexplained (ie Black hole, bermuda triangle)...Whoah...jzu the dosage I need to kill my curiosity.

Some interesting stuff i found out http://www.phobe.com/s_cat/s_cat.html <--check this 1 out...cool concept

Random encounter
I saw some enormous DOG today...




That lady is prolly about 180cm tall, and that dog...that dog...wow...big duffus...he'll prolly eat me for breakfast if I ever stepped on his tail...

1 step at a time

I was so happy the other day...got accepted for some badminton tournament!

I'm not good at it...and it's prolly by chance I got in...still...feels got to get acknowledged...but dunno how far I'll go with my 3-kaki-cat-kungfu (canto translation).

Now atleast I'm progressing one step at a time towards my goal. Harsh training is coming this way...hope I'll last xD

For now, back to 'dating' with my BOOKs...2 consecutive exams on this thursday...crap!

world cup vs exams~!!

ARGGH~!!...WORLD CUP VS EXAMS....damn...tough choice...

*KM mumbling to himself*
world cup
exams
world cup
exams
world cup
EXAMS~!!!!

not a good time to have world cup..such a torture...damn...anyway...i'll be done with exams before semi-final starts...hoho...not too bad...grab a few beers n crash at some1's place might b a good idea...

Anyway...lately I've been quite frustrated with my lecturer...who dun admit his stupidity...xD
he made alot of mistakes in his lecture notes n his marking sux...he cut off more marks than he shud be...here's how the conversation goes between me n him

km: sir, i believe there's a mistake in my marks

Mr B: *grab the paper..din even look at it.* ...no mistakes...

km: erm...but there's a part u cut off more marks than u shud

Mr B: that's how i mark everyone...

km: o.O *wtf* ...but i juz did it the way u taught us in the lecture...*i pull out his notes n showed him*

Mr B: hmm...*reading at his own notes trying to understand it...for 10 minutes...*

*i wonder if he really understands his own notes...*

Mr B: yeah you are right...well..i'll juz have to CHANGE the notes then...

*not even a thanx to pt out his mistakes..*

km: but my marks?...

Mr B: it stays the same...end of discussion

*he's prolly too freakin lazy to switch on his computer n change it*

normally i wouldn't have this petty quarrel over 2% marks...but coz he cancelled all the tutorials n take the whole internal marks based on the assignments...each mark weights alot...i din get good marks for those...coz of his "si suah lai" marking...damn him...i'm unlucky as well...

but ultimately, i'm stubborn, wanna jaga my pride as well lar...bloody hell..mark wrongly still wanna shoo me off...hate that guy...seriously...as lazy as a pig...i guess he really hates me...coz i went into his office almost every 2 weeks to tell him wat's wrong with his notes...man...damn idiotic...

argh...surrounded my imbecile lecturers...makes my uni life interesting..haha

well...back to studies...

second chance

A tribute to Kua Chee...weird uncle...bad uncle...crazy uncle...xD
their song..."second chance"


This my frenz...is Frequency Cannon...the band that outperformed others in Blastoff...

blurcase: whoa...i know ur good..but din know u made it that big back there..

kuachee: nolar...not that big

*damn humble*

well done fcannon..well done....await the release ur albums...

Technical Issue

This year, I'm taking up some challenging project utilising Magneto-Rheological Fluid (MRF) to control a structure. Sounds cool huh...here's the Jizz of wat's that fluid..

That puddle of shit looking thing over there...yeah..the middle one...is the fluid...

Left shows..before the fluid is activated...and right shows after...

The MRF is behaves exactly like a cup of coffee. However, if there's a magnetic field applied through the fluid, it'll harden up (activated) in less than 10 nano seconds...

What's the use u ask?...

This fluid acts as a damper in the next generation cars (Ferrari is using that now)...to dampens out vibration by regulating magnetic field below the suspension...cool eh

The military uses this technology to make bullet proof vests...

NASA uses that for their space stations...

Nike and Reebok is looking forward in this direction...making some SmartShoe out of it...

What's with my project?

My team is currently researching on ways to implement this into any high rise building to dampens out earthquakes or tremors. Hopefully by the end of this year we show some results xD. Tough project with limited resources but fun i guess.

Wish me luck~ That concludes Part 1 of MRF

(PS: if anyone happened to be interested...hire me...hahaha)

Practical Mathematical Calculations

*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


*OFFICE ARITHMETIC *
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS *
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.


*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him
a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand
her at all.

*LONGEVITY STATISTICS*
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more
willing to die.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE *
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, but she does.

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE *
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.

*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.

Rule 101 on chrysanthemum

I got my mum a bouquet of chrysanthemum today...according to the florist...they r indeed for mum~....coz it rhymes...i guess...right?..right?...

WRONG~!!

I din know back in m'sia they use that for praying or something...lol...bad choice..bad choice...

Chrysanthemum

The China Astor, or chrysanthemum indicum, is a symbol of happiness and a life of ease. It is representative of autumn in the symbolism of the four seasons, along with wild plum (winter), peony (spring), and lotus (summer).

The chrysanthemum, also known as the mum, is a flowering perennial plant of the genus Chrysanthemum in the daisy family (Asteraceae).


*In OZ...the flower is meant for mum...or mothers day...

*In M'sia...the flower is used for sembahyang...

*In my dictionary...the flower is used to make tea...

Anyway..mum's still touched...i guess...coz i nv gave her flowers during mothers day b4...muahaha...

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Though....5 minutes later...she took up her scissors to snip off the poor flowers' roots...putting them beside the altar(for sembahyang purposes)...XD